Sunday 3 August 2014

27. Third Strike

The book:  Requiem (Delirium #3)
The author:  Lauren Oliver
The rating:  2 stars

I've been struggling to write a review for this book, procrastinating in a way that is normally reserved only for term papers and phone calls to relatives, and for a while I couldn't understand why.  I've always enjoyed writing these reviews (it's not as if I'm being paid to tell the Internet my opinions, after all), but for some reason my subconscious seemed to be avoiding writing this review at all costs.  By this point, I've already read another book that needs reviewing, so I've been forced to ret-con this review into existence lest not count Requiem towards my challenge total entirely. But now, struggling to think of something to say about the final, trite book in what I've found to be an entirely trite series, I've realized that the problem is that I simply didn't care one iota about Requiem.

Confession time:  today is actually August 15th, not the 3rd, so I finished this book about two weeks ago, and I still don't have anything to say about it except to rehash everything I've said about Delirium and Pandemonium.  It was boring; nothing stands out two weeks later except for the fact that the ending was positively horrendous.  Utterly unexplored character deaths, arbitrary endpoints, and overall no semblance of closure for pretty much all of the major plot points of the trilogy.  If I was actually emotionally invested in the series, I would probably have been thoroughly disappointed.

And, yeah, that's about it for this review.  If you're thinking 'Wait, what?  This review is over already?  She hasn't even said anything yet!', then congratulations!  That's the exact feeling you'll get when you turn the last page of Requiem.  Now that you've got that experience out of the way, you can leave the Delirium series on the shelf and save yourself a handful of hours of your hard-earned free time.

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